iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14

(via collapsed)

cumfort:

genitaled:

this could be us but you playin

this is a picture of soph loserslol and her boyfriend

(Source: gaygrl, via crunchier)

lordbape:

straight men still pretending they don’t know and can’t recognize if another guy is handsome in 2013

(via crunchier)

tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

image

do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

(via pizza)

do you know who’s cute? read the last word me

(Source: jaidennbatchler.com, via collapsed)

methhomework:

turn up for jesus

(via tidalclaim)

ladydeadpoooool:

FIRST BUN

THEN PATTIES

FOLLOWED BY KETCHUP

MUSTARD 

PICKLES

EXTRA ONIONS

LETTUCE

CHEESE

TOMATO

AND BUN

IN THAT ORDER

(Source: badklass, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

nosdrinker:

you’re insecure

don’t know what for

let the bodies hit the floor

(via benfoldsone)